My Quotes

“Remember that you are water, and to water vapor you shall return!”

“Don’t use fluorine when you need fluorene.”

“An old pawpaw patch, kudzu, and sunchokes are examples of immortality”.

“The historic light in Canajoharie says “Keep Right” in every direction, except for the politics.”

“Rinse and mince the quince for Vince the Prince, since he wants a blintz with peppermint hints”.