“Remember that you are water, and to water vapor you shall return!”
“Anyone who claims their shark repellent is 100% effective has a poor experimental design.”
“An old pawpaw patch, kudzu, and sunchokes are examples of immortality”.
“Consider how many people take life-changing medications based on a single laboratory test. Now consider the average chemist who ran that test and calibrated that instrument.”
“Don’t use fluorine when you need fluorene.”
“The historic 1929 traffic light in Canajoharie says “Keep Right” in every direction, except for the politics.”
“Permanent magnetism is a black art.”
“I was in 7th grade when I got an acoustic coupler modem. I was a married man when I got broadband internet. “
The Stroud Dimensionless Number, NSt~ 16.39, and is calculated as follows:
(ln(tan(cos(sin(x)))))2 ~ 16.39, for any real number x.
“God don’t make junk. Except for that one time he rebooted practically all of His creation with a flood (Genesis 6:11).”
Question: “But if the salt have lost his savour, wherewith shall it be salted?” (Matthew 5:13) Answer : Ice melt for my driveway in the winter. Also garden slugs.
“Two really important things they left out in Catholic school: 1. Don’t say “Thou fool” (Matthew 5:22); and, 2. Definitely don’t blaspheme the Holy Spirit (Matthew 12:31). Everything else seems to have a workaround.”